[00:00.00] 作曲 : Eli Bolin/Seth Meyers[00:00.94](Anne, spoken)[00:00.94]Hope to see you at our holiday party tonight, Joe![00:03.29][00:03.59](Joe, spoken)[00:04.22]Holiday party? God, no![00:06.32][00:07.70](Chorus line)[00:09.15]Hark, the herald angels sing[00:13.29]Glory to the newborn king[00:17.77]Peace on earth, and mercy mild[00:22.23]God and sinners reconciled[00:26.94][00:27.18](Verse 1: Joe)[00:32.20]If I'm being honest it was all very harrowing[00:34.22]When the invite came for an evening of caroling[00:36.41]I don't like singing, I'm not much for conversation[00:38.43]And the combo of the two gave me such hesitation[00:40.54]I took a little something just to dull all the edges[00:42.80]Either that or I was certain to be jumping off the ledges[00:45.90]I'm really quite sorry but I'm going to admit it[00:47.19]I'm really so sorry, if I could I would quit it[00:49.36]But the fact of the matter is I did a little cocaine tonight[00:52.26][00:52.86](Chorus line)[00:54.37]God rest ye merry gentlemen[00:58.50]Let nothing you dismay[01:02.72]Remember Christ our Savior[01:06.78]Was born on Christmas Day[01:08.55][01:11.14](Verse 2: Joe)[01:11.93]I'm trying to relax but instead I keep finding[01:13.95]That I'm sweating from my brow and my teeth won't stop grinding[01:16.70]And my mouth is as dry as the sand of the Sahara-y[01:18.23]So I miscalculated and I chugged down a sherry[01:20.53]The whole room is spinning and I want to take a knee[01:22.62]But instead I'll sneak a bump as I hide behind the tree[01:24.80][01:24.98]I'm really very sorry that I can't stop talking[01:27.80]I'm so very sorry for my chirping and my squawking[01:29.25]But the fact of the matter is I did a little cocaine tonight[01:31.56][01:32.25](Chorus line)[01:33.73]Oh, come all ye faithful[01:38.60]Joyful and trium--[01:39.75][01:40.13](Verse 3: Joe)[01:40.52]Things started reelin', they kept getting realer[01:42.32]I started running low, so I called up my dealer[01:44.49]Twenty minutes later, the apartment door was buzzin'[01:46.73]When my dealer came in, I said he was my cousin[01:48.96]I didn't think it through, and I realized I'd been reckless[01:51.10]'Cause my dealer is a stealer and he left with a necklace[01:53.30]I truly am regretting that I did a little cocaine tonight![01:55.80][01:57.70](Bridge: Joe)[01:57.29]Oh man, here comes Anne, she's the athlete from 12G[02:01.51]She's the knees, of the bees, always making eyes at me[02:05.85]It would seem such a dream if I asked her for a dance[02:10.27]But I just blew a rail and I'm gonna shit my pants![02:14.33][02:14.61](Anne & Joe)[02:16.90]Joe: Hey Anne I'm Joe, yes of course you know[02:16.90]Anne: Hey there Joe, yes Joe I know[02:18.43]Joe: I don't know why I'm telling you so[02:18.43]Anne: I was just about to go[02:20.59]Joe: I just got here and grabbed a beer, Are people singing or is it clear?[02:20.59]Anne: I'm partied out without a doubt, when it comes to singing I can do without[02:24.93]Joe: You look stunning, is your nose running? I can get a tissue if it's an issue[02:24.93]Anne: Truth be told I have a cold, with a head like mine there's no denying[02:29.39][02:30.30](Together)[02:29.35]If I come clean don't start a scene but in this moonlight you're such a sight[02:33.54]That it just feels right to admit I did a little bit of cocaine tonight[02:40.12][02:41.66](Anne, spoken)[02:43.92]Do you have more?[02:44.29][02:44.58](Joe, spoken)[02:44.76]I can get some!