[00:00.00] 作词 : Meredith Scardino/Jeff Richmond/Tina Fey[00:00.21] 作曲 : Meredith Scardino/Jeff Richmond/Tina Fey[00:00.42]Ooh-ooh[00:02.00]Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world?[00:08.15]Well, don't make a wish, because we're already real[00:11.02]Low rise jeans with the one-tooth zipper[00:13.58]Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker[00:16.15]Whale tail peekin', ready for the weekend[00:18.71]And our eyes are all over you, boy[00:21.00]We're...[00:22.39]Dream girlfriends[00:24.00]'Cause our dads are dead[00:26.55]So you never have to meet them, and get asked why you left school[00:31.00]Dream girlfriends[00:35.69]No pushback[00:37.46]'Cause our moms are all retired[00:40.34]And hopin' for the best[00:48.18]We've got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm[00:53.50]And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius?[00:59.00]Happy to drive so you can drink[01:01.50]Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze[01:04.21]Butterfly tat flying up our back[01:06.72]And we wanna watch you play darts[01:09.59]Got big doe eyes that you can swim in[01:12.16]Love watching stand-up, but not by women[01:15.00]Runnin' in pumps, never takin' dumps, and my feet are a child size four[01:20.00]We're...[01:20.61]Dream girlfriends[01:23.00]'Cause our dads are dead[01:25.45]They gave us some advice[01:28.00]But we forgot what they said[01:31.00]Dream girlfriends[01:33.97]No pushback[01:36.16]All we have is a cool uncle[01:39.04]Who let us use his boat[01:41.67]Dream girlfriends[01:44.08]We never need to talk[01:47.24]You can tell your friends we're models[01:49.78]'Cause we were in some catalog[01:52.18]Dream girlfriends[01:56.18]No drama, 'cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar[02:00.85]Low maintenance, hot, and fitting in your world[02:08.29]You'll never want to wake up from us[02:20.26]We're short[02:22.00]So we don't know that you're bald