[00:15.67]Only buy this if you're lonely[00:20.32]Only listen if you're blue[00:23.50]If you are married and you are happy[00:27.31]This song is not to do with you[00:30.83][00:32.49]If you're listening at your work place[00:36.53]Feeling small amongst the men[00:40.37]Do not sing this to your workmates[00:44.80]This song is not to do with them[00:53.43]But if you're sitting on a barstool[00:57.13]Wondering what on earth to do[01:01.30]Don't let them tell you no-one cares[01:05.68]This songs one especially for you[01:10.05][01:11.87]If you are listening on your radio[01:16.27]Smiling while you drive along[01:20.11]Tune the band into another[01:23.92]Because this song is not your song[01:27.94][01:29.33]If you're working as a DJ[01:32.85]Leave this record in it's sleeve[01:36.89]Cause this ones not for general airplay[01:41.42]This song's for the day she leaves[01:45.41][01:49.30]If you've bought this and you're sinking[01:53.10]And I think that you know who[01:57.69]It matters not the mouth that's singing[02:02.03]This song's one especially for you[02:05.92][02:09.00]So this goes out to the lonely[02:13.29]So this goes out to the sad[02:16.82]And it goes out to the only[02:20.72]One you felt you ever had[02:23.57][02:24.94]If you're there in total darkness[02:28.46]With a letter in your hand[02:33.24]Do not bother with the letter[02:37.17]Just listen to the band[02:40.23][03:32.35]So only buy this if you're lonely